Welcome to Chaos !!

I have some rituals that I try to do before the New Year begins.
Slight superstition maybe? I like to have my house cleaned, the laundry done, all small errands and loose ends that I haven't been
dealing with, taken care of before January 1. So that I start off the New Year fresh.
And on either December 30 or 31 I like to air out my house, burn sage and incense inside. Fill up with positive energies.
New Years resolutions? Not really. I've had a few before, one was to drink one liter of water every day (that didn't last). Another, to go to the gym
on a regular basis (did not last either). And my fave one year was to go to one rave a month, I think I almost succeeded with that resolution.

So last night we exchanged gifts at work. About a week ago, we each drew a name and whomevers name we got,
we had to get something for that person. Tatiana got Cat.
But of course she couldn't help herself and had to give some stuff to other people too. Why not? Giving is FUN!
Cat got stuff that every girl needs, a Juicy perfume, the Couture Couture one.
You all should know by now that Tatiana loooooves Viva La Juicy by Juicy,
she gets tons of compliments for the way she smells at work. Not fishy.......juicy!
Cat also got a really yummy scented candle and a vanilla body creme from The Body Shop and a really good conditioner.
Tatiana uses it on her hair too, it's really good. You should try it. It's by Paul Mitchell.


The person that had to get something for Tatiana was Mo.
This is Mo, she is really funny. Tatiana got many good laughs from watching and listening to Mo. Hilarious!

Mo got Tatiana some fingerless gloves, a hat and a large sweater. Making sure that Tatiana stays nice and warm this winter.

Then Tatiana got a new crack pipe, perfect! Her old one was getting too full of crack residue, so a new one was welcome and needed.

We had gifts and food, Tatiana ate a lot, two heaping helpings. She felt bloated, looked four months pregnant and wanted to vomit after eating so much.
Tatiana also got some other gifts, yeay! Chocolate covered cookies and a pretty scarf.

If you don't know what to give that special lady in your life, here is some advice from Tatiana.
Listen to what she says. She will give hints. Also, what does she like, what are her interests?
Tatiana thinks that a nice perfume is always good. NICE........not some body spray from Wal-Mart, unless your girlfriend is 15 and under.
Or a gift certificate for a facial, massage or pedicure. Most girls love that stuff.
A nice bag/purse. We are talking about Prada, Gucci, Michael Kors etc here.

What does Tatiana want for Christmas?

Well.....believe it or not...... Health for herself, Chhaya, her family and friends. Being healthy is priceless.
She is also wishing for peace and kindness. This includes kindness to animals.
But if somebody really wants to spoil Tatiana rotten, they can pay off one of her two mortgages.
Smaller mortgage is only about $ 25 000 and the larger about $ 180 000. Your pick, either way Tatiana would VEEERY much appreciate it
and that would give her more time to blog and do things that really matter.
Like figure out how to make this world a better place. And actually do something about it.
Last night was fun, Tatiana felt like a princess.

Some less than two months old pics taken by Barry Gallegos last time I was in Vegas. Barry is great!

Got pulled over when I was driving home from work last night because I had "swerved across the line" supposedly.
Yeah, no shit, the roads are icy, slushy and snowy. Who doesn't swerve a little?
But then the officer also decided that he could smell alcohol on my breath. I thought that was rather amusing, because I don't drink at work.
But you know, since I came from work, being a stripper and all, in his mind I must had been drinking. Of course.
He needed to know where I came from and if was on any other drugs/pills.
So then he asked me to step out of the car so I could perform a sobriety test for him. At that point another cop had pulled up to watch
the whole thing. Probably hoping that he would be handcuffing me and hauling me off to jail. You wish!
Shining a flashlight in my face, the one that pulled me over waved his finger slowly from side to side, and told me to follow the finger with my
eyes only, not moving my head. This went on for a good two or three minutes.
I was about to volunteer putting on my 7'' heels and walk my model walk for them there in the slush, one foot perfectly in front of the other.
Fierce baby!
But then he decided that I was indeed telling him the truth about not having anything to drink. Whatever! I told you already!
There are a ton of cops here driving around at night, pulling people over - just so you know. Don't drink and drive in Soldotna and Kenai.
I have been pulled over more times here in AK than all my years spent in LA and Vegas. I don't think I ever got pulled over in LA.
And only twice in Vegas.

Tatiana finally got done with writing all the Christmas cards, stuffing, wrapping and tapeing the packages, phew........that whole procedure
kept her up until about 2 am last night. A trip to the post office today.
What's on the pic does not include the gifts that will be hand delivered, those are stuffed in gift bags. Then there is a Toys For Tots donation
and this year Tatiana pulled an angel card of the Christmas tree inside the Kaladi coffe shop.
She will be the Secret Santa to a 12 year old girl.
Tatiana got her what she wished for. And last but NOT least, some food donations to some local animal shelter for the dogs and cats.
No animal belongs in a shelter, please keep that in mind if you currently have an animal or are thinking about getting one.
It is a responsibility! Chhaya, my puppy, is my biggest love, but she depends on me for food, shelter, care and love.
If you can't make that commitment then refrain from getting an animal. Also, do not breed your pets! Yes, little puppies and kittens are cute but
there are too many of them getting euthanized every day because somebody bred their pet and could not get rid of the litter.
Or they end up as snake food, dog fighting bait, research objects in some lab, abused etc - is that the fate you want for your dog or cats litter?
Think before you breed and make the right choice!!!
If I would breed Chhaya with another bluenose pittbull I could get up to $ 1000/puppy.
Depending on where I would sell the puppies. Chhaya is that pretty and has papers.
But I'd rather be without the money, knowing that I do not contribute to the problem of abandoned and unwanted dogs.
No animal belong in a shelter!!!

Besides that, Tatiana thinks she might be getting sick. Her body and joints hurt.
She is going to make herself some hot tea now, bundle up and read her new book and go to sleep.

Woke up this morning and chopped up some red cabbage, cucumber, tomato, red bellpepper, avocado - drizzled some toasted sesame oil on top.
Clay, the dj at work told me to try the sesame oil. Super yummy!!! Thank You Clay!
The facial yesterday was good. Did not get back to Kenai until a little after Midnight.
Made an appointment to have a treatment called Green Peel in January. I have been wanting to do this for a while but you need to go two times
in the span of a week. And since it's a peel, your skin will come off, kind of when you have a sunburn on your face and there might be some redness.
The ingridients in the peel are natural and organic, it's not a laser treatment or anything too harsh.
Knowing my skin, I suspect I am going to shed skin like a snake and be very red, and looking like that I won't be able to work.
The funny thing is though I have been procrastinating with getting this Green Peel, I did manage to wait until the right moment.
Anastassia is discontinuing this treatment because so few are getting it. So I got a pretty good discount on the whole thing, it's still kind of pricey though. It will be the priciest beauty treatment so far. Hopefully it will be worth it.
According to Anastassia I will "be amazed". LOL. My skin is ok, I don't wear any foundation or powder at all at work.
But if I can improve it in any way and maybe do away with some sun damage I might have acquired, I will be happy.
And of course, I will look like 15 again. Fantastic!!!

There is a place in Anchorage called Great Harvest Bread. It is the place for a sandwich - trust me. They also have all kinds of different and delicious
breads for sale. One of my fave's is the White Chocolate Cherry bread. Got a loaf. It is amazing!!!
That will last four days tops. Had some in bed when I got home. With some tea. I usually drink
Earl Grey or English Breakfast, with lemon and sugar.
I love tea. If you love tea too, then I recommend that you go to the Four Seasons or Ritz Carlton for some afternoon tea. Well worth it!

One more thing. You know that I have mentioned that there is a forum on facebook called
"Barbie Army" that is for dancers only.
Well yesterday a girl wrote this "Oh and while I'm on my hormonal rampage whovever dances by the name KIT and gave a dance to him at heartbreakers and put your mouth over his cock in the back that is not a lapdance."
Well, THANK YOU! Finally I see another dancer saying that putting your mouth on somebodys crotch during a dance is NOT a lapdance.
I 100% agree, I think that is totally disgusting and I hate it when I see girls do that. "WHY and what the fuck are you doing???" I want to ask them.
YUCK!!!! That is not a lapdance, I agree!

Got some new books, that makes me happy because I NEED constant reading material.
So this one is called "Unlikely Friendships" by Jennifer S. Holland


It is the cuuuuutest book ever and the pictures and stories in it can bring even the most cold hearted person to tears.
It's about animals that form friendships with each other that you would not expect.
For example a cat and a rat, a bear and a cat, a dog and and owl, a leopard and a cow.........and so on. 47 remarkable stories.
I love this book!!! The pictures in it are amazing. I love animals, they are the best.

Then I got these two.


"Girls of Riyadh" by Rajaa Alsanea. Because reading about people's lives in other countries fascinate me. So interesting.
And "The Prague Cemetery" by Umerto Eco. Seems like great reading, have not started it yet.

Almost 2 am, getting up around 7. EARLY!!!! Stopping in for an extra hot natural vanilla latte at Kaladi before I start my trip to Anchorage.
Now......take out contacts, shower and read.

Books = great Christmas gift!

Finally I am taking some time out to go to Anastasia's for a facial.
I am driving to Anchorage tomorrow to get pampered, some pain is included too, Anastassia really digs deep into those pores.
Then I am going to run around like a headless chicken and shop.
I always have even more Christmas shopping to do, though most is done. There is also certain things I like to eat for Christmas.
That I can't find in Soldotna and Kenai.
And I have a large bag of clothes, some books and toothpaste to donate to the AWAIC women's shelter.
They got all my Twilight books a few years ago, I hope somebody enjoyed reading those.
Today I got half of my Christmas cards done, so on Wednesday, Thursday the latest,
I can send out all my gifts to Sweden and hopefully all of it will get there before December 24.
And I got Rihanna's cd today, so I can listen to it on the looooong three hour drive to Anchorage.........

Well, this puts the, oh so wished for and coveted diamond engagement ring into a different perspective..........
Some guy in England got "bored" with his fiancé, so he decided to do the only thing a trapped man can do in such a dire situation.
Mr Romance went and got his buddy for moral support and with his help he tasered his fiancé, put her in a cardboard box,
bound and gagged her and buried her alive in the forest. Sweet! High Five! Free to date other ladies!
Well, the lady used her diamond engagement ring to cut her self loose and scratch her way to freedom.
Lady got skills! Oh, and she is Polish btw, so is Mr Romance.
Diamonds ARE indeed a girls best friend.
Kim K should hold on to her bauble, you never know when you can really need a diamond.
But really though. Most violent crimes towards women are done by people that know them.
The men in their life.
Tatiana wishes she could show this coward some of her Polish temper. Tatiana would definitely taser his his crotch repeatedly until
it caught on fire. Then she would have to decide wheter he should die a painful death or rotten away locked up somewhere.
But why waste food and water on such garbage? This goes for the buddy too, that was nice enough to help his friend.
Tatiana was not going to read this article at first, but the woman looks very much like somebody Tatiana knows. Striking resemblance.
But this girl is not Polish. She is Rumanian. Anyways.

You know the Wheel Of Fortune? Well, Tatiana has a Wheel Of Topics. Hundreds of things that either amuse her or infuriate
her and every other emotion in between, on a daily basis. Tatiana's mind works overtime - sober.
If she would do speed or smoke weed she could probably solve the World's problems.
With no assistance from Obama or Sarkozy. Tatiana for president!
Wait, she would hire Hillary Clinton and Putin. They could be useful somehow.
The Euro confusion? The dire economy? Global warming? Gay marriage? Illegal aliens? Aliens (from space)?
You name it! Piece of cake. But for now, Tatiana is going to remove her pink nail polish and watch TMZ.

This afternoon Tatiana got booked for two clubs back to back. For next year.
As usual, she will not disclose much info yet. To keep everybody guessing.
But here is a clue..........she has been to one already but not to the other.
Yea, never say never!

Ready for some more opinions from your Tati?
Well, breaking news! Kris Humphries "re-pimped" his place into a "man cave". What did Tati say a long time ago now?
He is a Neanderthal, now he is going to crawl back into his cave. Drink beer, scratch his balls and ocassionally venture out, locate a female and drag her back to his cave by her hair. Not that Tati thinks that tacky Kim K is any better, oooooh no! Kim is way too embarrassing.
There is so much good that could be done in the world and she is worrying about her $ 2 000 000 engagement ring, all the custom made dresses she wore at her fake wedding. That lasted. Not.
Really Kim? Please disappear, what a disgrace! Hide that badonkadonk already!
Or, start doing something useful with all that Kardashian KA$H. Btw Tatiana is not buying a single product that is endorsed by that family. They are not going to make a dime off Tati.

The wonder Mom, Michelle Duggar miscarried baby number 20. Sure, sad for the baby and the Mom to be. A miscarriage must be difficiult no matter how many babies you have squeezed out.
Tatiana totally understands this.
BUT, hello! Time to stop reproducing perhaps? Michelle does not believe in birth control..........
God decides how many babies she and her husband Jim Bob add to our already overpoplulated world.
Maybe God decided enough is enough? Maybe.
Also, baby 19 was born prematurely and had many problems as a newborn, so why even risk another pregnancy?
Tatiana does not care that the Duggars have a large home and provide for all their kids. To have that many kids today is wrong.
And yes, Tatiana also thinks that having ONE kid is wrong if you can't even put food in your own mouth.
If you are on welfare and have a kid, it should be against the law to have another kid until you are off welfare and stable enough to care for yourself and your brood. It's only fair for the children and the people that have to pay for this, meaning the tax payers.

That's enough of Tati's amazing opinions for now. She should get paid for this!

"Everyone gets old. Not everyone grows up."

Here is the ad for the upcoming movie Young Adult.
Tatiana finds a few things funny here.......first of all, the theme "Everyone gets old. Not everyone grows up." that's Tatiana in a nutshell.
ALSO, whomever came up with the styling for that pic must have seen Tatiana (or Julia) prance around somewhere.
That is Tatiana's Vegas uniform, sweats, Hello Kitty t-shirt, hoodie and a Victoria's Secret shopping bag. Dominating color - pink.
Always shopping, lol.
The dog would fit Julia's style, because she totes around her chihuahua Spike everywhere. Tatiana can't really bring Chhaya to the mall,
she is too big.
And the screenwriter for this movie is Diablo Cody! In case you don't know, she used to be a dancer and wrote her memoir "Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper" - a book that Tatiana loves. You should read it too! There should be some references to the
book and Diablo Cody in Tatiana's blog, you can do a search to read more.

The nightowl Tatiana finished reading all the blogs she is reading. And the comments on them left by people.
It's 2 40 am, too early for sleep still. Tatiana's stomach wants food, maybe not so strange since dinner was like eight hours ago now.
Tatiana wishes she had some crispy cold pickles and some sweet vanilla ice cream with caramel swirls. Mmmmmmmmm........!
No, Tatiana is not pregnant, but she is probably getting her period any day now - hence the cravings.
Food sounds so very good right now though.............FOOOOOOD!!!!
Speaking of blogs. Like Tatiana already mentioned, blogging is like the big thing in Sweden. Some of the girls that blog there
make six figures a year just from blogging! That is insane! Tatiana has not heard of a blogger here in the US that pulls that kind of money.
But she might be wrong, maybe it is possible here too? Do you know of anyone? If so, please let Tatiana know!
And people leave tons of comments on the blogs that Tatiana reads. Some of the comments can be rather entertaining.
It's not like the blogs are fantastic or full of earth shattering info. Pretty much like Tatiana's blog.
Every day stuff, clothes, work and bla bla bla. Pictures. Drama. Gossip. Not many of the blogs have any serious content.
And in that aspect Tatiana thinks that her blog is different since she also does like to talk about various issues with more depth to them.
Her never ending opinions about everything under the sun. Tatiana's Mom suggested to Tatiana a long time ago (when Tatiana was growing up) that she should be a politician since she was always giving her opinion on everything and loved debating. Yup, lol.
Tatiana is thinking about moving back to Sweden and dish about her life as a stripper in the US and make it sound extra saucy and scandalous. HI six figures and a laid back life! TV interviews and a tell all book. LOL.
Tatiana recently discovered this blog
dani
Seriously, the girl looks like Angelina Jolie - suuuuupeeeer pretty. Seems cool too. She is Swedish.
Well, probably time to bundle up in bed and sleep. Maybe. With a growling belly.

I have been getting e mails and comments regarding working at Heartbreakers in Williston.
Since that girl went on CNN talking about all the money she makes in North Dakota every dancer in the country wants to have a
slice of the pie. And I don't blame them. Why not?
When you google Heartbreakers Williston, one of my blogs from when I was there (called "Heartbreakers and Williston White")
comes up high on search results list.

Therefore that entry has been getting extra attention.
Even I started thinking that maybe I should go back there one more time to see how it is. You know what I say, never say never.
Though I am appalled at what I heard about no dressing room for the girls in the club anymore, I do not know for sure
if that is true or not. Maybe it was a short term situation? Because every club should have a dressing room for the girls.
Anyhow, so I texted Jared (the owner of Heartbreakers). Well, he told me that they are booked until March next year.
Meaning, get in line girls.
There is also an average of 18 girls/night. That's a lot for a small club. But if it's busy (a good kind of busy), that should not matter.
Right next to Heartbreakers there is another club called Whispers. I though it would be good to work at Whispers for one week
and then Heartbreakers the following week or ten days and then go home.
Well, unless you know the lady that runs Whispers personally it seems very difficult to even get a response from them. I heard that
from more than one girl btw. One of my friends is there right now working, it took her six months of trying to get a booking there
and her booking was five months out, so almost a year. WOW. Really?
But to all the dancers that read this, try for yourself, you might be able to get a booking earlier, there might be a cancellation
or something. You won't know unless you try.
Then it's the problem with finding housing while you are there.......it all seems complicated but it might be worth another try, not sure.
But you all know that if I do go back, there will be a full report about it here...........on your fave blog!

Got into a tiff with Angelica today. She got mad over something I wrote on her facebook. So she texted me something
and I texted her back. We were both annoyed with each other. GRRRRRRR! The claws came out for a sec, lol.
After a while she sent me this


That's her keychain with stuff I got her. I have the matching stuff on all my keychains, car, house in Vegas, place in Kenai.
That little pink mushoom is the cutest, got it in a store on Colfax in Denver.
So I sent her this back


That's me and her at a MAC make up event, therefore the black streak under my eye.
Tiff resolved - no words were needed.