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Tuesday night......so many things to do down at Las Vegas Blv. What to do, what to do?
Tatiana is curled up on the couch, watching the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show and eating these irresistible cupcakes from Fresh and Easy. They need to get pulled off the shelves, Tatiana is going to eat all of them! Every night!
The girls walking in their cute lingerie and their funny wings are really yummy too. Tatiana likes modely looking girls, nice feminine hair, pretty long legs, a defined waist. A good face. The whole package, you know. Maybe after a couple of more months on the cupcake diet, Tatiana can audition for next years Victoria's Secret? After all, some girls in Colorado thought that Tatiana reminded them of a Victoria's Secret model.They were probably really high that night.......
The other day Tatiana got a two pairs of pajama pants from Victoria's Secret. A pink pair and a baby blue pair. She also wants the slim pants, maybe a purple pair and a blue pair. They will go well with the UGGS.

Bloated and tired.......doesn't that sound sexy? Yea, it's one of those days. Perfect day for eating lot's and lot's of goodies. So Tatiana went back to the Polish Deli for some more pierogi's and kielbasa........and spent the day enjoying the food.
Tonight Tatiana is cleaning, doing laundry and organizing. And eating.

Just came back from a visit to the shops at Planet Hollywood. Shopping and Vegas people watching - FUN!
Got a L'Occitane face cream, Tatiana recommends L'Occitane face cream to all the ladies looking for a good moisturizer.
Immortelle Precious Cream, that's what it's called. And then there is the Immortelle Very Precious Cream for night time. Good stuff!
Then Tatiana went in to a shoe store and saw a pair of UGG boots she just might have to get. She has refrained from getting UGGS, sure they are cute, especially the pink short ones but still........but she did see a pair that just screamed Tatiana. They are chocolate brown, three buttons on each, the style is called "Bailey Triplet Button Boots".
Here they are........sweet huh? Tatiana would look cute in those, with some black leggings and maybe some pink or purple leg warmers.

This song has been around for a while, some girls at The Bush dance to it, but that was old news to Tatiana when they started playing it there.......anyhow, it's fun and catchy.
And to all of you that wonder what it might be like to date a stripper, especially a fun, crazy Vegas stripper - well here' the story.......the guy pretty much sums it up. Who wouldn't want to be Diamond Dan?

You like? Tatiana feels like one of the girls from The Crazy Horse show. She is going to start speaking with a sexy French accent.......BONJOUR!
Beside the hair......Tatiana wants to go to Burning Man next year.
The theme is Rites Of Passage. Interesting!
http://www.burningman.com/art_of_burningman/bm11_theme.html

Mmmmmm........Polish food is sooooo yummy!
And Mikey brought over homemade cherry cheese cake. It was like a slice of heaven. Well, more like a heap of heaven, Tatiana had way more than a slice.
Tatiana should probably go running tomorrow. She feels stuffed. Like a turkey but without the turkey.

Thanksgiving tomorrow. Usually means food time.
Tatiana is spending the day at home with her Chhaya, Julia will be here, Mikey is coming and maybe Julia's bf.
The house looks nice and clean. Tatiana is making pierogi's, kraut in some and potato in some. Served with sour cream and lightly fried onion.
Two different kind of Polish sausage. Apple pie. And some pink champagne. Tatiana is not having turkey. Tatiana is not making the pierogi's from scratch. She bought them pre made at the Polish Deli here in Vegas. Super yummy stuff to be found there.
You buy the little yummy pierogi's frozen, then you boil them and then fry them a little, together with the onion. Tatiana's mouth is watering even thinking about the food she is going to enjoy tomorrow.
Right now, Tatiana is extremely thankful for that she is able to eat every day. What a blessing!

Tatiana is having some seriously MAJOR drama! Way more major than the other day.........! Ready to hear about it?
Warning! If you have difficulties understanding Tatiana's sense of humor, please STOP reading now. Tatiana is a very considerate and caring person, she cares about you, she does not want you to pop a vein in your forehead.
Back to the drama. Nothing major actually.......Tatiana was just exaggerating, to get your attention.
No drama, just a minor bump in the road.
Started driving back to Vegas this afternoon. About 30 miles from the 15 highway, there was no more driving, highway closed down due to heavy snow.
So here we are, Tatiana, Angelica and Chhaya, in Richfield on the 70 highway, Utah. Happening place.
Watching tv. Wondering if we will stay here for a few days? Spending Thanksgiving at this 70's style motel seems like fun.
Tatiana got undressed and started admiring herself in the mirror. This perfect ass, even more perfect right now, she just stuffed herself with a yummy burrito and apple pie with ice cream. Added a cellulite or two to the collection, made it even better!
Tatiana suspects that her fan "anonymous" is some girl with no ass at all, like totally flat, jealous of Tatiana's Polish juicy behind.
That's right bitch, go get some money and spend it on Tatiana, bitch!
Later on we will start a photo shoot session. That is how Tatiana spends her life, taking pictures of herself and her friends. All totally CRAZY!!!!!
Tatiana is approaching 500 blogs and in each and every one, all she does is goes on and on about her superior ways. Oh yes. And putting up pictures of her perfection.
Nothing better to do, that's right.
It is not easy being this awesome, but somebody has to do it. Full time job.
Good night from Utah.

Sun is shining!
Driving back to Vegas today.........
Might stop at some hot springs in Utah on the way to Vegas.
Tatiana is looking forward to her own bed. A two hour long massage. And a movie night. Quiet time. Yes.

Tatiana's latest fave song to dance to at work.........since about a week now, every time on stage please.........
Rihanna "Only Girl (In The World)".
It's so good! Fun! Happy! Danceable. Tatiana likes.

Hot springs! To get up at 7 am after sleeping for barely four hours to drive for two hours to get to some hot springs, means you really love going to hot springs. Then driving back for two hours and just having enough time to eat a bit, shower and get ready to work until 2 am.
This time we went to Orvis hot springs. The drive there was seriously beautiful. The US has some amazing scenery. Long stretches of untouched mountains, hills and beautiful nature. And the big skies. Wow.
Orvis hot springs was a very nice place. $ 14 will get you entry to various hot pools with natural water with various mineral content. Free super yummy coffee and tea. You can get a massage if you want and even spend the night.
We just soaked in the different pools for about four hours. Niiiiceeee........
We did manage to get into some trouble too. Of course. Since Orvis is clothing optional you can't take pictures, in case one of the naked people decides they don't want to be caught on camera. Fair enough.
Well, Tatiana and Angelica love taking pictures, hello it's called memories and it's FUN. So we took a bunch of pictures of ourselves at Orvis hot springs. There were not many people around and we only took pictures when we were totally alone in a pool, just to make sure that nobody would get upset and think that we were taking pictures of them. Like we are so not interested in random naked people.
One male employee saw us taking pictures at the indoor pool, again, we were alone and totally goofing off. He was laughing at us and gave us thumbs up.
Later on, while lounging, sans cameras, in the water, a very upset female employee came up to us and started ranting about that she knew we had been taking pictures AND that we were acting inappropriate (???) and if we would get caught not behaving again in this "family" oriented setting we would be asked to leave.
Um.....ok......family oriented? There were a bunch of balls and penises catching some sun all over Orvis that day, legs spread wide open, some bushy vagines too. At least we were topless only. How is taking pictures of each other, laughing and having a good time in general inappropriate? Tatiana could understand if she would had been taking pictures of other people, but she didn't.
Whatever.
Orvis is SO worth a visit, really, if you ever drive through Colorado on the 550 highway, stop by Orvis and enjoy the hot springs.

Tatiana had major drama last night. She does not want to get into any details really. But she wonders WHY so many of her friends (in the US) are like half crazy?
Yesterday Tatiana had a long talk with her long time friend Rose-Marie, that lives in Sweden. Rose-Marie thinks that Tatiana should only surround herself with positive people that can bring good things to her life instead of people that constantly bring problems for Tatiana. She is probably right.
But Tatiana is a very loyal friend and finds it easy to forgive people for all the shitty things they do. Life goes on right?
And other peoples problems and insanity will not bring Tatiana down. Never.
It's sunny outside, Tatiana is taking Chhaya to a beautiful place where she can run free.
Rose-Marie ran in to and talked to Bingo Rimer in Sweden the other week, and guess what they talked about? Tatiana. He wants her to contact him. Interesting. Tatiana is excited over this. Tatiana reads Bingo's live in partner's blog, Katrin (also Polish but lives in Sweden). She mentions that here
http://fargosisters.com/serendipity/index.php?/archives/472-Other-peoples-blogs.html

And Rose-Marie got Bingo's new book for Tatiana to read. "En flickfotografs bekannelser." Tatiana is looking forward to reading it.

After some anxious debating back and forth in her head, Tatiana decided not to work tonight. She and Angelica got up at 8 am this morning after less than 5 hours of sleep from the night before, to go to Glenwood Springs to the hot spring there.
Spent the day in the warm waters of Glenwood Springs, ate a huge meal at a Mexican place. Angelica decided to take the night off and finally Tatiana made her mind up to do the same. She will read and watch Sarah Palin's new show on TLC.
It will be nice to rest a little. One week left here.
Last night Tatiana though that she needed a first AND a last name when she is at work, there are two girls at the club with a first and last name, when they get announced to go on stage. After some quick thinking Tatiana is now Tatiana Tornado. Catchy huh? Sounds hot.
When Tatiana gets back to Vegas she has a paid photo shoot, that will make up for taking the night off somewhat. Noooooo, not for Eager Beaver magazine.
A little classier than that.
Yes, there has been some paid photo shoots, fashion shows and convention work in Vegas, paid but since the pay is not like what Kate Moss earns annually and Tatiana is dancing way more than doing paid modeling, she does not call herself a model by profession.
Right now Tatiana Tornado is sitting at glamorous Safeway, it's almost empty here, writing - just so YOU can keep up with what's going on in Tatiana's world.
Now, that's dedication!

Went to some hot spring the other day. Tatiana and Angelica like to do outdoorsy stuff like that. Made it to two different hot springs. The second one is called Penny Hot Spring and is located right on a river. It snowed outside while we enjoyed the warm water. Chhaya loves hot springs, she will just sit in them and look relaxed and content.
We are going to go to at least two more hot springs before we leave here. Got to love nature!

The club turned out to be ok, so far.
Girls are nice and the staff are all really cool. It doesn't get too crowded so there is lot's of boring sitting around time. Some real pretty girls. That's a good thing.
Tatiana fell "in love" and proposed to the most perfect girl. Her name is Luxury and she came in from Salt Lake with her friend Xenia. Luxury turned out to be Russian and her friend from the Ukraine. This Luxury girl was one of the most perfect girls Tatiana has ever seen in a strip club. Or outside of one too for that matter. Dark brown long hair with some red tones in it, petite, natural, the most perfect bubble butt. That Tatiana grabbed, with Luxury's permission, of course. Body in super good shape. Beautiful face and a really good dancer. She did some amazing pole work. She told Tatiana that she has installed a 13 foot pole in her house.
Lot's of girls know how to climb the pole and twirl around it. But many that do pole tricks can do them but it doesn't look that good, uncontrolled and jerky. This girl, Luxury was SO good. Tatiana thinks she must had been in some serious gymnastic training when she was little. Anyhow, Luxury was so beautiful........WOW.
Her friend Xenia was nice but looked like she had just stepped off the boat from behind the Iron Curtain. She had an awkward looking hair piece attached to the side of her head that fell off when she hung upside down from the pole. The hair piece laid on stage like road kill. Funny stuff.
Here are some club rules. Actually Tatiana can think of many butt holes she had the pleasure (NOT) to happen to stare into at work due to a miniscule g string not covering everything up. Especially this one girl at The Bush, Tatiana did many dances at the same time as her in the booths at The Bush, and this girl always had on some super small butt hole revealing g string for some reason, she also always did a lot of dances. Hmmmmmm.
Kissing customers (meaning on the mouth)? Like, GROSS. That should be a given and not have to be written down. Tatiana does not even like to kiss people on the cheek cause that messes up her perfect MAC lip gloss application. Yuck.
Crotch diving? Sounds dangerous......Do you have rules like these posted at YOUR place of employment? LOL. Hey everyone, remember no crotch diving, ok?
Be nice to customers? What? We have to be nice? WTF!!!? If anything they should be nice to Tatiana. Well, the people that read this know that Tatiana is nice, in her own Tatiana way.