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Tatiana was here....

In Homer at the Alaskan Suites, watching the ocean and the sky from a hot tub right on the bluff. Super nice. Homer is soooooo nice. And Fat Olives has the best carrot cake, ever!
Tatiana will go there at least one more time this Summer.
www.alaskansuites.com
Here is Tatiana enjoying the beautiful view from the hot tub.






Chhaya is 5

My babys birthday is today!
She is 5. I love her, she is my best friend.
Here is her birthday dinner, steak.
LOVE!!!!




Tatianas dream job!

Tatiana is so jealous! This girl has her dream job! Tatiana is next in line for the position!

Miss Madigan, 22, is earning þ1,000 to sleep in designer beds every day for a month.
The student, from Harborne, Birmingham, is helping with a "sleep survey" carried out by luxury bed specialists Simon Horn Ltd.
The company sells luxury Savoir Beds, originally made for the Savoy Hotel.
General manager Craig Roylance said Roisin will not only provide an objective view of the beds on sale, but will also be part of a look into what brings a good night's sleep.
He said: "It's a slightly quirky way of doing something quite serious.
"We're very passionate about beds. We wanted to conduct a sleep survey to help our sales team, but more importantly our customers.
"Just being in a good, good bed is not the only thing for a good night's sleep - there's lots of different factors such as routines before you go to sleep, drinking, light, temperature.
"We wanted to find somebody that for a month could sleep on our beds and somebody who was articulate and interested in writing about it."
He said they advertised the position and were shocked to have 400 applicants in the first day alone, followed by 200 in the second day.
The winning applicant proved to be Roisin Madigan, who studied Writing for Media Arts for two years at the South Bank University in London but moved back to Birmingham.
Mr Roylance said: "Because of the high cost of living in London, Roisin actually ran out of money and could not complete her course so she moved back to Birmingham.
"In her we've found somebody who is absolutely perfect."
He said the 22-year-old will spend 10am to 6pm in beds in the company's showroom in Edgbaston, then will blog about her experiences.
"We know exactly what we want her to do," he added. "She will not only be testing the beds, but we'll be putting her under certain conditions such as giving her alcohol or caffeine, changing the light, and changing the temperature.
"On some days she'll be actually sleeping in the window.

And for all you guys reading this.....here's a dream job for you.....

Jaime Rascone is no different than the rest of us in that the erstwhile DJ needs to grab the occasional odd job to make ends meet. But the Chilean lothario has all of us beat by holding the type of fantasy job that just sounds too good to be true: Quality Control in a brothel.
Rascone, an occasional male model and DJ, first happened upon Fiorella Companions in Santiago, Chile while working on a story about the country’s sexual revolution. He was offered the gig by Madam Fiorella, who needed somebody to provide that final “interview” in her hiring process. It goes like this: girls who are interested in working as VIP escorts for Fiorella have to undergo interviews, psychological testing, and a photo session. The applicants are whittled down to a final six, who are then fucked one after the other in a single day by Jaime. He takes diligent notes on, say, how they moved their hips and whether their groans were adequate, and makes recommendations to the madam. There is paperwork involved, which we find hysterical.
The article describing Jaime’s profession really needs to be seen to be believed, as it describes the yawning coffee-slurping Director of Quality Control starting out his day on “Mariana the stewardess” after making a phone call to a nightclub he manages. His day continues in this fashion as each candidate, all in their early 20’s, make their way into his “office” (which is equipped, of course, with a stripper pole and a suitcase full of condoms.) Each one is dutifully fucked, evaluated, showered off, and then the Prostitute Conveyor Belt gets fired up again.
The strain of the job is actually such that he can only do it once a month, testing around seventy girls or so a year. And, in fact, the article closes with a kind of haunting image of the guy getting dressed after a hard day’s work with huge dark bags under his eyes. Of course, that comes after an intense description of a volcanic threesome that ended the day so, y’know.

LOL!

Somebody told Tatiana that she kind of looks like Mike Myers. Like in an ethnic way kind of. Like how some people that come from certain areas of the world resemble each other. Many can guess that Tatiana is of Eastern European origin because of her facial features. So Tatianas friend thinks that Mike Myers and Tatiana both have that regional Polish thing going, or something like that. Tatiana likes Mike Myers, he is funny.
Actually Mike Myers is Canadian with English parents supposedly, who knows where his grand parents are from. Maybe Poland.
Tatiana, Polish, both parents too. Tatianas ancestor? Genghis Khan.



Actually, Tatiana has worked with teeth like that in her mouth before, she got them at a costume store. Come on, work can be SOOOO boring and predictable, it is nice to get a good laugh sometimes. Tatiana would go up to guys, all up in their face, asking them if they wanted a dance, with those awful teeth in her mouth. And then pretend to get really sad when she got a no. That's funny! Yeah, she joked around a lot at work. Some girls just take themselves a little too seriously at work. Tatiana is far from dead, she needs to have fun.
DA NANG!


Tenacious D in The Pick Of Destiny

Watch it! It is super funny! Tatiana watched it the other night. LOL, ok!!! AND in one of the scenes in the movie, one of the actors is wearing a Great Alaskan Bush Company t shirt! That's kind of cool, great advertising Tatiana thinks.
Where can YOU find a Great Alaskan Bush Company shirt for yourself or maybe you want to give it as a gift to someone, like your Dad or Grandpa? At The Bush of course, in the gift shop.
Tatiana is wondering if Jack Black has any plans to come to Anchorage, more specifically to The Bush? He should, then he should put Tatiana in one of his movies, she can be just as funny as him.

Piggy!

Tatiana is a fat little piggy today. Earlier she went to Mooses Tooth where they have some seriously good pizza. She had a Veggie Delight (lots of garlic) and a berry cobbler with ice cream. Even the waiter commented on how fast she ate it. Then she came home and had some tea and cheese cake.
PIGGY!
Soon she is taking Chhaya out on a walk. It has been a very nice day out.
Later she is going to wax her thighs. Serious growth going on, loooong, dark hair.
Next week she has a pedicure scheduled. Looking forward to that. Foot rub!
Oh, there was just a commercial for Sex And The City 2 on tv, Tatiana is definitely going to see that movie. Yeay!

Hair

Tatiana is sitting on the couch, in her pajamas, relaxed after a nice day.
Today she went to Eklutna lake, it was really nice, she will probably go back there again, Chhaya loved it!
So hair.......as you know, Tatianas hair is long. Should she change it? She doesn't think she is ready to cut it or anything drastic like that. She gets it trimmed like two or three times a year by Angelica, her good friend and hairstylist.
She might make it a little lighter this summer, as naturally as possible with a mixture of sunshine, lemon juice and vodka. And maybe put in a few strands of different colors in it, color that washes away or colored extensions.
Here is a pretty pic of a nice looking hairstyle and a totally FAB pic of Tatiana and Angelica.

Also for guys trying to figure out a good hairstyle, check out
www.coolmenshair.com

XOXO







Mechele Linehan

Mechele Linehan used to be a dancer at The Great Alaskan Bush Company at some time during the 90's.
She is back in the head light again because she is free on bail after being incarcerated for allegedly murdering a man that she met at The Bush.
Quite interesting case, it has been featured on different tv shows and a book was written about it.
Well, there will be a retrial later this year (most likely) - the murder conviction has been thrown out, so Mechele might be innocent after all, this she has claimed since the beginning.
Tatiana believes that Mechele did get treated unfairly during the trial just because she happened to be a dancer. Lots of people have all these made up opinions about dancers, all of us are just bad, no good people. We just take innocent men's money. Well, no one is forcing the guys to come to the club in the first place and once they are in the club, no one is forcing them to spend money. If you don't want to be around such bad elements as us dancers, then don't come in to the club. And to all the women that are talking shit about dancers, it is not the dancers fault that your men are going to strip clubs. Tatiana does not want your man anyways, you can keep him. Most likely you are fat and ugly too, so go to the gym, get a pedicure and trim your big, furry, pubic hair - maybe then your man will stay home instead of lurking around at The Bush.
Tatiana is far from an expert on this case. If you want to learn more, click on the links that Tatiana has provided for your reading pleasure.
Just a few observations, samples from the info in the links.

"In her five-minute statement to the judge, Mechele Linehan said that when she worked as a dancer at the Great Alaskan Bush Company she made "poor choices." She admitted that she accepted gifts and money from men, including Leppink, whom she met at the bar."
Tatiana feels that Mechele felt she had to say she made "poor choices" by accepting gifts and money from men she met at the club. Excuse me? Why? If the guys wanted to give Mechele gifts, then she had the right to accept them if she wanted to. As far as the money, to Tatiana understanding it was customary to pay for lap dances and tip the girls on the stage bck then, just as it is today. So NO, Mechele did NOT make any poor choices in regards to that.
Tatiana seems to recall that Ted Stevens and Sara Palin also were accused of accepting gifts and money, but wait, they are "innocent" political figures, not "immoral" dancers. That makes them holy and innocent.

"The prosecution's theory is that Linehan was a seductive stripper at the Great Alaskan Bush Company in the mid-1990s and plotted with one lover to kill another for money.
During both Carlin's and Linehan's trial Gullufsen sketched her as a manipulative, money-grubbing woman who used her good looks to get what she wanted."
Observe the prosecution's description of Mechele, 'Seductive, manipulative, money-grubbing". Bla, bla, bla. Of course, she was such a bad person because she was a dancer. And good looking too? That certainly is a crime. Gullufsen probably wished Mechele would had dated him.

"Leppink became obsessed with Linehan, though, to the point where she traveled under a different name to keep him from following her, according to trial testimony.
At the time of his death, Leppink was desperate for money and distraught over Linehan."
Leppink did not seem that stable, did he? Has Tatiana ever encountered men at work that just liked her a little too much, bordering obsession? Just to answer shortly, YES. No need to go into details right now.

Tatiana thinks that Mechele should go free, she has a young daughter, she should be home with her child.
Predictions by Tatiana for Mechele, book offer, invitations to appear on talk shows, offer from Playboy. Tatianas advice? Take all the offers and build a secure future for you and your daughter, we are indeed living in the age of capitalism.

http://www.adn.com/linehan/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechele_Linehan

Tatiana for governor!










Good Morning all my Darlings!

It's like 3 30 am here.......Tatiana got home a while ago, took Chhaya out first and then ordered the cutest Tarina Tarantino necklace online. It will be here in a few days. Yeay, exciting! Shopping gives most girls temporary bursts of happiness.
Tatiana loves Tarina Tarantino jewelry, she has a few necklaces by her now. This new one is from the "Acid Alice" collection and has two cute mushrooms on it, Tatiana loves mushrooms too......
Now it's time to wash off the make up, moisturize and get into the pajamas. Tatiana is going to sleep until noon tomorrow. She loves to sleep.