Tatiana & Julia love to devour the weekly gossip magazines. Tatiana feels it is like a stress relief. The girls sit and comment on the pictures, good and not so good comments. They could easily give Perez Hilton a run for his money.
Actually Tatiana & Julia think that THEY should have their own show on tv. Something like E Entertainment but more DA NANG.
Tatiana has a few celeb comments for you if you are interested......and yes, she can be "mean". Evil laugh...... But she does not feel sorry for these people at all. Most of them want to be photographed and talked about. Plus they are super spoiled. If people would shower Tatiana with free clothing, jewelery and spa treatments she wouldn't care less if somebody wanted to write about her less than white teeth, grey roots and cellulite. Please! All that can be camouflaged! Anyways, those are minor things, besides that Tatiana is PERFECT! But you already know that.
So here comes some celeb rantings......
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt - they need to go! Fast! She has an ape face. He looks like he is missing AT LEAST one chromosome. They are embarrassing, always staging outings so they can have their photo taken. Totally overrated! What do they do anyway? Besides looking like two idiots?
Tara Reid - go hide somewhere! So skinny it is disgusting! Here is another chick that thinks (or is brainwashed to think) that being sickly skinny, having overly bleached hair, a super dark tan and some implants equals beauty. Girl wake up! And eat something! Your bones are protruding!
Pam Anderson - though Tatiana likes animal lover Pammie she thinks her marriage to childman Rick Solomon is a mistake. Pammie, you have two kids already, remember? Dump the childman and get back with Tommy.
Kevin Federline - Dad of The Year?? Please! Compared to who? This guy was rescued by Britney. She made it possible for him to shine. Before Britney, K Fed and his ex Shar Jackson struggled to pay rent and to feed all their kids some cereal. Now even Shar is blinging, probably super happy that Kevin found Britney because now they have money. He is a good looking guy though. Gold digger.
Britney Spears - she will hopefully be ok and back on top. She is just traumatized after
K Fed. And who wouldn't be? She needs some time. But she needs to focus on the kids, always a priority! Get on top of it Brit! You are a great girl!
Angelina Jolie - humanitarian and that is a good thing! She walks to the rhythm of her own drum. Beautiful face. But Brad seems too bleak and boring for her. She is an Alpha female, just like Tatiana, she needs someone compatible or she can be a strong, sexy, single Mom.
Jessica Simpson - once said that she "plays dumb on purpose because it is cute".
Well, Tatiana thinks that she just is dumb. Period. But any chick that makes a retarded statement like that should be ridiculed. If a guy thinks only dumb girls are attractive,
he is a loser. Put him back where you found him!
Amy Winehouse - good voice but overall just GROSS! Pleeeaaase, do not walk around in public in a bikini ever again! That's just scary. And cover up your acne crack scars on your face!
Lil Wayne - Tatiana's rap boy crush. Very cute in his own way and some awesomely good songs.
Jaime Lynn Spears - girl you are only 16! Why do you need a baby? You should had waited! Though Shar Jackson was 14 when she had her first, ghetto!
Ali Lohan - looks like an old lady already. She needs to start using some of Mom Dinah's wrinkle creams.
Ashley Tisdale - the new nose is not so good, old one was better.
Bai Ling - Tatiana wants to meet this one! Loves her outfits! Very DA NANG!
Victoria, aka Posh, Beckham - Tatiana loved the Spice Girls, they were fun and promoted girl power. That's DA NANG! Posh is ok, too skinny and a bad boob job, should gain weight, says herself she looks bad naked, Tatiana believes that. But good at managing herself, the hubby and the kids. Seems fun though.
Lisa Rinna - she must be sad when she looks at herself in the mirror! Her lips are grotesque!
Rhianna - gorgeous girl.
Megan Fox - beautiful, but copies Angelina too much and that's not cool.
Anna Kournikova - yummy beautiful creature.
Sacha Baron Cohen - a pure genius! Tatiana likes very much.
Hmmmmmm, who else? Tatiana thinks that's about it for now.