We have been wanting to adopt Britney Spears for a while now. After reading about all of Britneys antics we think that she needs the knowledge and the comfort of Tatiana & Julia.
We like her a lot, a few years ago we saw her in concert here in Vegas. Tatiana loves that Britney can dance, she wants to take her to a rave and bite Britneys juicy butt. Then they can dance the night away, challenging each other with some funky moves.
Julia and Britney can discover new lollipop flavors together, both of them are rarely seen without a lollipop hanging out of their mouth.
We can help her perfect her lap dancing technique, since she seems to have an appreciation for strippers.
We can keep Britney company and go shopping together, we all have similar taste in clothes. Then
we can try to make sense of what is bothering her lately and solve the problem.
If Britney would hang out with us she would do so much better. Britney YOU NEED US!
Tatiana has a crush, the object of her desire is Ellen DeGeneres. Tatiana thinks that Ellen is so smart, cute, funny and she has a nice smile. She thinks they would have a great time together. Ellen should put Portia on the backburner and see what it is like to hang with Tatiana for a while.
Tatiana pictures her and Ellen at some dancefloor somewhere, sweating and grinding up a storm. She sees them at a stripclub throwing dollar bills at the dancers. She also fantisizes about giving Ellen a romp with her in the VIP room, guaranteed steamy! Or how about a long intellectual discussion over a romantic dinner at Joel Robuchon? Or maybe even a romantic walk on a beautiful beach? Some intense make out sessions....yum....
Tatiana is certain that Ellen would love her if she only met her. Ellen forget about Portia, you need Tatiana!
There are a few beauty salons in Las Vegas that now offer the appealing service of bleaching a persons butthole back to it's fresh youthful color.
Anal bleaching.
There are certainly some girls that Tatiana has worked with in the past and presently that are in need this procedure. Tatiana is planning on putting up an ad about anal bleaching at Sapphire so maybe some of the dancers feel inspired to go and get it done.
If a girl insists on doing the face down, ass up doggystyle position on stage while clad only in a very small g string and she has a really dark butthole area that shines in everybodys face, she needs to go and get it bleached! If the color off the butthole doesn't match up too well with the rest of the skin it just looks gross and weird Tatiana thinks.
Or just don't do the doggy on stage, spare your fellow human beings the sight of your butthole. Cover up, wear larger panties, something!
Tatiana even had the pleasure of once working with a girl that would do the doggy and she had a big, juicy hemorrhoid hanging out of her ass. VERY NICE! That was just so funny to watch. Tatiana thinks back at this with pleasure.
Yes, Tatiana has worked with more than a handful totally clueless girls but there will be more blogs about that. Stay tuned!
Tatiana has many opinions about a lot. She loves to care about more than just herself and superficial things. She loves to discuss about all kinds of subjects with intelligent people and she hopes to expand her mind and knowledge more. Tatiana pities women whos main occupation is their looks.
One thing she has been thinking about lately is why do people need more than one or two children nowadays? The world has reached over 6.6 billion, we are short on resources, there's pollution, war, people don't have enough to eat. The list goes on and on.
When Tatiana hears about families that have or want to have a lot of children she thinks they are being selfish.
Tatiana does not have any kids besides her dog Chhaya. She does not have any plans to have kids, maybe one day it will happen if she will be prepared for Motherhood properly, the biggest responsibility a person can have. It is not even necessary for her to squeeze one out herself, why not adopt a child that needs a parent?
Nowadays having children is a privilege, not just a right. There are so many people out there that have children when they really can't afford to, or they don't take care of them properly. Why? Selfish, uneducated maybe. Tatiana thinks that people should have to obtain a license to have children. They need to somehow prove that they can be responsible and good parents before they reproduce.
Kudos to Margaret Sanger a woman (no longer here) and activist that thought women should be able to decide on when and how many children they wanted. Her work led to the formation of what now is Planned Parenthood and she helped organize the first World Population Conference in 1927.
Tatiana hopes that one day she can contribute to something meaningful and positive in this world.
Julia is really really angry about something that's been going on for a long time in the media. For some reason, people think that Nicole Richie is too skinny!! Julia strongly disagrees with this theory. Nicole Richie looks better the skinnier she gets. There is nothing wrong with looking good....
Now that Nicole is pregnant, people are worried that her weight will effect her unborn child and/or have a negative impact somehow.
Julia cannot stress enough that there is nothing wrong with looking good, especially if you happen to be pregnant.
These people who think Nicole Richie should gain weight should first get as skinny as she is so they know what it's like. Then they can criticize all they want. You know what they say : "until you have walked a mile in somebody else's shoes....."
Let Nicole be as skinny as she wants to be. She probably doesn't care about what you look like, so people need to stop caring about what she looks like.
Julia is having a very superficial evening. She has spent a long time doing her hair and trying to make her makeup look the same as when the Mac makeup salesman did it. She is taking a break right now but hopefully she can finish up within the next hour.
Tomorrow Julia is making it a priority to get her nails done and her eyebrows waxed. This must be done before anything else. If Julia doesn't have acrylic pink and white nails she gets very very cranky. In fact, Julia can't remember the last time she didn't have fake nails. It's been a few years for sure.
Also Julia needs to make an appointment to get her roots bleached. Julia hates dark hair......the blonder the better!!
There should be lots of tanning salons open 24 hours. So far, Julia has only found one on the other side of town. She wishes there was one closer so she could be more tan.....life is unfair.
Well, Julia has to go now because there is a brand new Revlon commercial on TV....
You might wonder what Julia does after a night of work at Sapphire......
Tonight she is catching up on all of her laundry from the Denver trip. It takes a long time to wash 2 weeks worth of dirty underwear!
After washing the makeup off of her face, she will most likely get comfortable in her bed with her freshly washed Hello Kitty blanket and her dog Bugsy. Then she will pass out reading the latest gossip about Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.....
Sound like fun?? Julia is looking forward to it.....goodnite!!
On Monday night she met 3 members of a band from San Diego that were in town filming a reality TV show.
The show will come on FOX in the middle of October and is a "battle of the bands" type thing.
The guys seemed nice and had made it to the top 50 or something like that. The top 10 get to move to LA for some sort of special surprise.....
Julia likes music and was happy to meet the band.....she hopes they make it top 10 and move to LA.....maybe someday you will hear them on the radio.....
The Big Provider is the name of the band and you can find them on Myspace.
Great Success for Big Provider.....you listen, you like!!
Tatiana can't believe that this Michael Vick person did these horrible acts of disgusting behavior to the dogs.
Tatianas dog, Chhaya is a pitbull but that's not the issue here. How can a grown person do this? First he tried to say that he didn't have any knowledge of the acts of violence that were taking place at his house.
Now he is admitting to being guilty of betting at the dogfights and even assisting in killing the dogs. The dogs would die by drowning, hanging, beating, shooting and electrocution. Is this really happening in America? This is mindboggling.
This guy had everything. Why did he need to engage is this kind of behavior? I guess you can take the thug out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the thug.
Tatiana thinks he should be done. He needs to go to jail for a long time. Really Tatiana thinks that he should hang somewhere so that she can go up to him and put her heels really hard into his small balls, she wants to stick a baseball bat covered in habanero sauce all the way up his nasty ass. Tatiana wants Michael Vick to suffer.
There is no excuse to hurt animals or anyone else for that matter unless they ask for it, this guy is asking for it.
Yes, Tatiana is sooooooooo mad.
And here is a picture of my beautiful friend CHHAYA........
Julia found herself back at the LA strip club 4 Play on Saturday night. It was so much different than the boring Sunday night that the girls had experienced about 6 weeks ago. The club was packed, and the girls were very cute. Julia saw a number of young looking blonde girls with fake boobs that she liked. Although Julia didn't have any sexytime lapdances, she enjoyed looking at the girls on stage.
Derek and Geoff were there as usual, and the three of them sat at a table drinking Red Bull and trying to decide which girls they liked the best.
On the way out, Julia stopped to talk to a bouncer about 4 Play's amateur contest. It seems that every Tuesday night there is an amatuer vagine night and if you get first place you win $500. Second and third place also get money but not as much. You go on stage for one song, and by the end of it you must be totally nude.
There is a panel of judges so the winners are chosen by them and not audience participation like some other contests.
Julia is tempted to participate in the contest.....but first she will probably go back on a Tuesday night and observe the contest in action before committing to showing her vagine at 4 Play....
This club is retarded. Julia had hoped for something somewhat decent, as she had heard Hustler Club was pretty much the best topless club in Orange County. Julia was VERY DISAPPOINT to see some very weird looking girls working here. There was not one girl that Julia thought could even pass for cute. Every few songs all the girls would have to shuffle up onto the main stage and entertain some kind of bachelor.
Hustler Club gets a bad review from Julia.....if you have ever been to the club feel free to comment and let us know what your impression was. Not nice!!
To make things worse, Julia was there on a Saturday night around midnight. This is when the club should have been at its best.
Julia can't use any more energy typing about the experience.....it might make her throw up.
We checked in to The Newhouse hotel today! We have been wanting to stay here for a whole year but it has always been booked. Persistance finally payed off! The Newhouse is a great old place just across the street from the capitol building in Denver on Grant Street. Lots of history here. We highly recommend it.
We got an awesome room at the corner with two windows, a big bathroom with a tub and a window, such an upgrade from The Niagara. We love it!!! It's kind of draculish.
We already made friends with Al, the maintenance man and we are planning on taking lots of pictures here.
WE LIKE!!
It's about 3 AM and Tatiana got off work not long ago, she wants to tell you about her evening at Shotgun Willies. Two competitions took place, Amateur Night and a Pole competition.
Only two brave ladies entered the amateur contest. One said she was 18 and a Denver local, Tatiana could tell she definitely wasn't an amateur, she had for sure stripped before. She was a rather skinny and flat young thing, looking goth with black hair and tattoos. The other one said she was 27 and from somewhere Tatiana can't recall now, she was for sure an amateur and it was almost painful to watch her gyrate around on the stage, that's how bad it was......The goth chick won.
Later on, four of Shotguns girls competed for the best pole dancer. They were all really good and showed off some impressive pole climbing moves. In the end one of Tatianas favorite girls, Joey, won. She was the best so Tatiana was happy with the outcome. Later, Tatiana congratulated Joey and complemented her, she also found out Joeys age, 21. That will explain her beautiful body, very nice natural boobs and a super cute round tight butt.
Unfortunately the night didn't end too happily......On her way home Tatiana spotted a small dog running on the street with a leash trailing after it, she stopped the car and tried to coax the puppy to come to her. The poor thing was scared and ran across the street, Tatiana followed it and got out the car a few more times and tried to get the puppy to come to her. In the end she lost sight of the puppy. This almost made her cry as she thought of this scared little thing running around all alone on the streets. She thought of her beloved dog Chhaya. Tatiana prayed that the little puppy will get back safely to it's owner.
Julia and Tatiana decided to take a little break from the Niagara and go stay with their friend Derek at the Holiday Inn. Derek was in Denver for a few days due to work, and the Holiday Inn happens to be located right across the street from Shotgun Willie's!! Nice!!
The room is great, with a bathtub, two beds, better selection of late nite TV shows, etc.
The hotel has a gym and swimming pool that Tatiana has been frequenting....she likes....
Julia has been feeling very lazy and under the weather, so she has been spending her time away from "The Gun" sleeping, napping, laying in bed with her Hello Kitty blanket and ordering food to the room such as mac n cheese, pizza, salad, and lemonade. Yummm!!
Sadly, Derek must go home tomorrow and the party at the Holiday Inn will be put to an end.
Julia and Tatiana will most likely make their way back to the Niagara, or check out another place near
"The Gun" that Derek had noticed advertising a cheap weekly rate.....we will see.....
