We have a very comfy couch at work, my fave piece of furniture in there. If I am ever bored or want to rest, I curl up on the couch wrapped in my soft blanket, read, observe or take a nap. Every strip club should accommodate the dancers like this! Last night I was lightly napping while we were slow. I heard two loud, already drunk guys come in, so loud that I woke up from my nap. Which was fine but then they started cracking jokes and the jokes turned into insults. After a while they had insulted almost everybody in the place. I got up from the couch and sat down on a bar stool, they stared at me and said something about my hair. Then one of them loudly asked if I was a man. HA! Ok......let's see.....you said something nasty about everybody, then you think you can get away with calling ME a man? You woke me up and I have PMS.......!
I don't care if people think I am pretty or ugly. Too tall or too this or that. But a man? Everything on me is totally natural (except the lashes), I am probably as far from resembling a man as you can possible get. I have worked with trannies in strip clubs before, they don't look anything like me. My curves are real baby. I know that the twerp who blurted this out was trying to be funny. But.......
I took off my shoes and walked up behind them and told them that they were going to get a fucking beatdown from me, and asked "which one of you two motherfuckers wants to go first"? Cause I am not going to tolerate some dumbasses berating my friends or me for their own amusement.
I even smacked one of them in the back, called him a dumb twerp and said "what are you waiting for"? They actually looked scared for a while, their eyes all big and mouths agape, didn't have anything smart to say anymore. Here is this stripper acting all CRAZY! Well, they got kicked out and I got a round of applause. Don't know what got into me.....lol.....it's the Polish temper mixed with PMS, watch out!
Stretching out my gams.
On the couch in my blanket.
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